51.

“Do I get bonus points if I act like I care? “

52.

“Patriotism is nothing but  loyalty to real estate. Real estate that’s been conquered 800 times by 800 different regimes with 800 different cultures. But each time its just the best.”

53.

“You can have all the faith you want in spirits and the afterlife, heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, dont be an idiot, because you can tell me that you put your faith in God to get through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.”

54.

“There’s nothing in this universe which can’t be explained. Eventually.”